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More preposterous than Richard Simmons and Nicole Richie combined, this R/C beer cooler is the ultimate gizmo for lazy boozers. Simply fill it with ice and pop in the cold ones. With a 30ft range, it’s every thirsty couch potato’s dream.

Shhtop! Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can chug from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skillfully crafted from a recycled Grolsch or Sol bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!

Hey girls – must improve your bust? Then do it with a stealth wine dispenser that you wear like a bra. As well as allowing you to secrete and sip drinks wherever you may roam, this boob-enhancing gizmo will increase your cup size by two full cups. Gulp!

What could be better than guzzling down a shot that’s been chilled in a tunnel of ice as it flows towards your open piehole? Not much, as you’ll discover when you sip from the mighty Ice Luge. Simply throw it in the freezer. Cool, huh?